Two unofficial traffic rules in India

  1. Ignore all honking. Most of the honking is by nincompoops who want
    to save 30 seconds in travel but waste away their lives during the
    rest of the day.

    • Solution: We should ban all horns. It’s purpose has been lost.
      Reduce the noise pollution, please.
  2. Never drive in front of an auto, beside an auto or behind an auto.
    In other words, stay away. As far away as possible.
  3. Solution: We should reduce the angle by which autos can swerve,
    at least by half. All hail the king of the