Two unofficial traffic rules in India
- Ignore all honking. Most of the honking is by nincompoops who want
to save 30 seconds in travel but waste away their lives during the
rest of the day.- Solution: We should ban all horns. It’s purpose has been lost.
Reduce the noise pollution, please.
- Solution: We should ban all horns. It’s purpose has been lost.
- Never drive in front of an auto, beside an auto or behind an auto.
In other words, stay away. As far away as possible. - Solution: We should reduce the angle by which autos can swerve,
at least by half. All hail the king of the
road.