Can you answer this?

Yahoo! India launches http://in.answers.yahoo.com.

So can you answer these questions?

• Did I do a bad job of raising my son?
• How can we say that we’re alive?
• When I get off at Bangalore aiport, how much will the elephant ride to my hotel cost?
• Why do dogs eat cat feces??? How do you stop this behavior?
• Does anyone want to give me a million dollors?
• What do we do while we’re dead?
• Why do you think Yahoo started this forum? —  the first reply says “P.S. I have personal proof that the creators of Yahoo are the ones who really killed JFK (they also got Jimmy Hoffa)”
• i want gf?
• How to become an animal in your next life?

Be sure to read the answers as well.