Best quote I’ve read in a while

From New York Times, November 26, 1991:

DOS computers, made by I.B.M., Compaq, Tandy and about a million
other companies, are by far the most popular, with about 70 million
machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans will note that cockroaches
are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not
connote a higher life form. There is strength in numbers, however.
The White House uses DOS computers.